I am a Celebrity Chef.

A sordid tale, but it deserves to be told.

I got a call from those fucking car warranty people again at 6:35am. Sorry for the lack of wit on my part. It was, however, 6:35am.

UPDATE: someone dugg this video.  You should too!

I got a call today from a telemarketer asking if I wanted to renew my car warranty. Thing is, I don’t have a car…

dalas and I made a parody of that awesome Steve Novick video I blogged about last week. Check it out: