In the real world, people’s products get blurbed. On the Internet people are their own products, so people get blurbed. Today I found this guy who put one of my videos on his blog. He didn’t review the video–he reviewed me:
Adrian Chen seems like a nice guy. he just seems a little [...]
I saw someone we know at Safeway today. I miss my Antarctic Boyfriend.
OK, so I have something to tell you. For about four months now I’ve had a secret boyfriend that lives at McMurdo Station on Antarctica. (Where do you think I learned about all those blogs?) We videochat regularly, and from now on I’m going to post these chats to my website. I want my Antarctic [...]
The true and inspiring story of the Iraqi Olympic team.
You all know about the 300 million people or whatever who showed up to hear Obama speak in Berlin. But check out this graphic that was the European Union website yesterday–it’s almost a parody of Barack’s popularity over here. So cute!:
This is real.
Winter in Antarctica
It was so hot in Prague today that dogs spontaneously combusted all over the city and a special janitorial unit ranged the dusty streets in reflective tin foil suits, picking charred pieces of canine off the pavement.
These are the times we need to be reminded of cooler places. About 1000 people are living [...]
While we’re apologizing for past stuff, I’d also like to say “sorry” to my roommate Sarah for forgetting to take out the trash three weeks in a row in 2004. That was wrong, and I think I’m finally ready to admit it.
Very excited to launch a new webcomic, IN THE NEWS! Click through for IN THE NEWS Episode 1
(of course you all remember SEA AND SPACE?)
By Find and Replace
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The House of Representatives on Thursday failed to pass legislation intended to cool off chocolate pudding prices by requiring the government to sell 70 million barrels of light sweet crude chocolate pudding from the Strategic Pudding Reserve, the national stockpile.
Democrats had pushed the legislation, hoping to lower surging chocolate [...]
