The tourist, a girl, 17 or 18, American, in cutoffs and a yellow tank top and green flip flops, ambling down the alley off Old Town Square like a duck, stopped, looked at the homeless guy hunched on the church steps, looked down at the digital camera she had gripped in both hands, looked back [...]

(Source: Wikipedia)
Note: I am in Prague, Czech Republic for the summer. This is the second in a series of letters from me, to the Internet.

PATE!  BANNED!
I am in Prague for the summer.  The first in a series of reports about life in the Czech Republic, from the historically underrepresented perspective of a person who knows nothing about life in the Czech Republic.
In general, Czechs love the sea and are excellent swimmers.  They are a surprisingly buoyant people, considering their [...]