A comedy theory: The smaller geographic area a news source covers, the greater the comedic potential inherent in the stories that news source publishes. Thus the nationwide New York Times is rarely funny, while my local daily rag, The Oregonian, is full of stories that read like some of the less-funny SNL skits [...]

(via Gawker (duh!))
It’s not often that you get to witness the highlight of someone’s life. But you just have. That’s right: more than 1,267 read that post on Gawker about me (or, rather my Essence video). They read the words “promising talent”! They saw a picture of my face!   They [...]

Any blogger will tell you that one of the consummate joys of blogging is the ability to see what search words have brought people to your personal corner of the Internet. (Keep in mind that “joy” for a blogger is a small, squalid thing applied most often to his hourly bouts of masturbation to [...]