So I am currently in Prague working for the Prague Post for the summer.  Here are some pictures and descriptions of things I’ve seen:

A Mall

This is Letnay Mall.  It was a pretty big mall, with a lot of great stores like H & M, McDonald’s and this one store that sold Marlboro brand clothing.  But there were certainly some drawbacks:  Nobody spoke English, for one.  Another problem was that the McDonald’s was way on one side of the mall and when I realized I wanted a Big Mac I was all the way on the other side of the mall.  So I guess even the superior size of the mall was kind of a drawback in itself.

Rating: 8/10

A Church

This is St. Vitus Cathedral.  It was a pretty big church.  It was even bigger than a lot of churches in the United States.  So, A plus for size.  But, again, people didn’t speak English–they spoke some other language!  Big minus.

Rating: 5/10

My Hotel Room

I was in a hotel for a few days when I first got here.  I took this picture in my hotel room right after masturbating in the shower.  Definitely a highlight of the trip.

Rating: 9.9/10

A Castle

Up there is Prague Castle.  I sort of see what it’s trying to do with the whole “massive” and “looming” and “gorgeous” thing.  But I’m sorry, I just don’t buy it.  Like, you expect me to believe that back in the day the king and his hundreds of courtiers lived there yet today you can only fit two McDonald’s in there, even with all the advances in miniaturization technology?

Rating: -3/10