Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008...2:07 pm
PREVIEW: Portland’s next place to pee
Portlanders: You guys all know that I am involved in, and concerned with, matters of public (and extraterrestrial) urination. Today the leader of PHLUSH (Public Hygiene Lets Us Stay Human), Carol mcCreary, sent along a preview of the new public restrooms she’s been working a lot on. These will be in Ankeny plaza, right next to the Skidmore Fountain. She wants our feedback. Perhaps the most controversial feature is the fact that the toilets are unisex–a first for Portland. Take a look, tell me what you think!:
FEATURES:
- Ten unisex Stalls
- 2 ADA accessible Stalls (open 24hrs)
- No Urinals
- All sexes pee together in harmony
FUN FACT:
The layout of this type of public restroom, where everyone pees together, is called “gang toilets,” which may make going to the bathroom strangely attractive to mislead youth.
1 Comment
April 26th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Well, that location pretty much ensures that this toilet will be the strict domain of bums. So I guess it’s good news for bums, but does no good for anyone else, since the bums are likely to fuck it up and shoot heroin in there and all that.
So the bums take my tax money and get free toilets. I’m opposed.
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