So yesterday I blargged about the 2008 Olympics? Well today I spent some time browsing the website. Their logo is the cutest little Panda. It looks pretty upbeat considering it’s about to go extinct! But I’m a little concerned by the new events being introduced this year. I don’t want to cast dispersion on my ancestral homeland, but I definitely get the feeling that the Chinese are trying to slant these olympics in their favor. I mean, just check out the new events…

New events for 2008:

• The 100-meter Tibetan protesters slaughter
• Mountain-biking
• Freestyle population control
• Synchronized Chinese speaking
• Table tennis 2