Monday, March 24th, 2008...12:50 pm
THIS JUST IN: Introducing the Olympdick Games
Here’s a made up scenario: For eight years you’ve been planning this kickass party: costumes, props, kegs, foreign dignitaries–the whole nine yards. The big day comes, and everything’s set to go off great. You’re in Greece, a beautiful spring day, you have some hot actress chicks playing priests and an awesome torch. Even France is having a good time. But then some fucking human-rights group comes in and interrupts your big speech because–oops!–you’ve been violently suppressing dissent in Tibet and killed maybe 22 or 133 protestors. If this scenario sounds strangely familiar: Congratulations! You’re China, and you’re hosting the 2008 Olympic Games!
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