Tuesday, March 18th, 2008...9:12 pm
LIFE GOAL: I made it on McSweeney’s

Freshman year in college, I think it was, when I discovered McSweeney’s. This is a website that publishes funny things every weekday. Since then one of my life goals has been to get a piece on that website. Today that goal has been accomplished: Check it out.
And now, I die.
4 Comments
March 18th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
That’s funny that you made it onto McSweeney’s because I heard from a reputable source that you once stole his patented idea that old people are bad with modern technology and published it in your own independent publication. Does McSweeney know about your plagiarism?
March 19th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Congrats, now where is my DAILY podcast. The printer is taking its damn time, and I need a friend to get me through it.
March 19th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I had to establish a satellite link with Sgt. Skocpol. It will be up ASAP, honorable viewer.
March 19th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
fuck yeah!
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