I am in the airport now, about to board Continental Flight 784 to Newark. (So if you terrorists are planning on blowing it up, don’t.  Also, terrorists, why are you reading my blog?  There is nothing for you here.  Go read Slate!)  I should be boarding right now, but instead I am finishing this blog post.  I just read about how JetBlue is starting to put the Internet in their airplanes.  That would be so amazing–blogging in the air!  It would be amazing for you guys too.  I’m sorry that you are missing out on all of the weird thoughts and actions that I do on the airplane.  Also, having the ability to check your email mid-flight would be very useful.  If you got an important email that needed action ASAP, then you could parachute to earth and deal with whatever came up.  Business people are truly the cyborg ninjas of our time.

Anyway, this was not my best post ever.  If only I could blog on the plane!!!