Adrian’s Diary

Adrian’s mom here. As you are all aware, Adrian was kidnapped in Haiti and is presumed dead. While flipping through the diary of his final gay days, we found this joke. We can only assume that he would have wanted it displayed to the world, even though it is disgusting:

Internships

During the summer, college students have a variety of interesting internships. Here are a few!

Ryan, Sophomore: “I worked for the Bureau of Recycling all summer. I was amazed at the number of uses you can find for unwanted things. One’s man trash truly is another man’s treasure. ”

June, Junior: “The best part about working for the orphanage was that you could take home as many free babies as you wanted. Otherwise they get sent to the Bureau of Recycling, which I guess a lot of childless couples work there.”

Stan, Senior: “I really liked working at the research division of the Gerber Baby Food Corporation.   They are doing some truly innovative stuff with baby food. I actually ran into Ryan one day in the lab; he was carrying some big trash bags. I tried to ask him about his internship at the Bureau of Recycling, but he just ran away. He’s so awkward!”

And people wonder why we were never proud of him.