So, socialist hottie Segolene Royal is currently facing off with right-winger Nicolas Sarkozy in the final televised debate of the French presidential elections. I was particularly struck by the zany set they’ve got for the debate. So dramatic! Sort of a democracy-meets-”Who Wants to be a Millionare” theme. Please provide an appropriate caption for the picture. The provider of the best caption will recieve a ten-inch, functional guillotine and either a cushy pension or thousands of displaced Algerian immigrants, depending on who wins the election.